East Timorese 3 Way

The act in which is father fucks his son who then in turn fucks his sister

My interestingly named friend, his Daddy and sister engaged in an East Timorese 3 way

2 high 3 wide

A description of what most men have as a penis erect.

(Hottie) Let me see your dick.
(Me) I’m not showing you shit.
(Hottie) Well how big it?
(Me again) 2 high 3 wide baby.

act 5 scene 3

This term refers to a form of necrophilia which bears resemblance to act 5 scene 3 of Romeo and Juliet. It goes as follows: Two men go to a graveyard each with a sword. They dig up the corpse of any female in the graveyard. They then proceed to sword fight until someone dies. The winner will have sex with the corpse of the female, and that of the poor man who he has just brutally slaughtered over who gets to bone a rotting corpse. He will then kill himself to replicate the scene in the play.

"You heard about those two guys that died?"

"Yeah, they were doing act 5 scene 3."

that was like 3 phones ago

A phrase used that indicates a few years, but not as much as "back in the day."

Kari: "Remember when you made it with Jeff? EW!!!"
Lori: "That was like 3 phones ago, bitch! I'm not like that anymore!"

Y = x/3 + 9

x = 3y-27

Omg he is so clever he figured out Y = x/3 + 9

3 balls 1 hole

When you put both your testicles in a hole (pussy, butthole, or mouth) and then another guy also puts 1 of his 2 testicles in the same hole.

Yo Lauren, you wanna come by my cardboard box later tonight so Choad-Head and me can complete the 3 balls 1 hole challenge?

Last breath phase 3

Sans gets possessed by gaster making him a force to be reckoned with.

Last breath phase 3 is a powerfull AU