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1-10 Female attractiveness scale, with 1 meaning "damn, she's ugly" and 10 meaning "damn she breaths male unfulfilled dreams of procreation"
-Boy does she hit a 7.5 on the 1-10 FAS!
-How tasteful of you to cut 0.5 for shrimp-like tendencies, thus resisting that hypnotizing body that is disproportionately hotter than the face
The Top Emcee in the art and technique of Hip-hop obligated to no affiliation. Higher status in Verbally projected lyricism. No better rapper in the 20th century.
Never has there been a better lyricist than Mic-1!
National Fuck-a-Rodrigo day. This day gives you permission to legally fuck him even if he says no! Better use that, that will make him mad probably.
-Ayo you heard what's on 1 July?
-Should i know that?
-Maaan ofc you should. Its FUCK-A-RODRIGO DAY, if he says "no" to you then you can still do it! Hehe~
National Boyfriend Pay For Girlfriend's Lash / Nail Extensions Day
' Hey Homie What are you doing on 1 July? Wanna hang? '
' Nah Homie im broke ..i gotta pay for my gf lash extensions '
The IQ score of the UK Prime Minister.
Boris Johnson has an IQ of -1
The average IQ score of a modern pop music fan.
Person 1: Omg look at Courtney, she's listening to Doja Cat and Dua Lipa, what a fucking loser.
Person 2: Yeah, she must have an IQ score of -1
Someone who's there for you, through all your challenges, all of your hardships, who would help you no matter how much it takes.
I'm as lucky as can be, the #1 Dad belongs to me!