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douche worm

A douche who is also a bookworm, fairly self-explainitory

God Lauren is such a douche worm.

by Jonathan T Rogers March 6, 2008


Douch-baggery

I was being electronicly harassed, and The cocksuckers wouldn't leave me alone so I started douch-baggery.

Man I that guy just cut in line, yeah that's total douch-baggery

by September 19, 2022


Duke of douche-baggary

Noun. An individual who has conquered the art of being a douche bag. That individual now over sees a particular group, making sure those folks are always on the verge of punching him in the throat.

If the duke of douche-baggary doesn’t quit calling me a “Whacker” , I’m going to stop doing his job and making him look good on fire calls.

by Bigbrotherthuner August 13, 2018


Douche Nougat

Defined literally as brown fungus found in douchebags, it comparatively describes the upper-echalon of douchebags.

Sarah, stop being a pile of douche nougat, just because you became a vegetarian yesterday.

by Blockinlick January 9, 2018


Douche using the word fag

A super insecure douche that still uses the word "fag/faggot" in 2016. Like really?😂 Grow up.

Don't be a douche using the word fag dude

by Awesome girl 28273828 April 29, 2016


Douche monkey

Someone that is completely useless and without any value what-so-ever.

John does nothing to care for his mother and just sponges off of her. He is a real douche monkey.

by Melek February 4, 2015


Douche monkey

Douche monkey means: Someone being rude also acting very ignorant and saying or doing something uncalled for. (2) An insult or joke to use for someone you do not like or are friends with

(1)
Guy: "Hey lady you would look good in my bed."
Girl: "Go away you Douche monkey."

(2)
Girl:"My Douche monkey where have you been?"
Girl(2):"Did you just call me Douche monkey??"
Girl:"It was a jokey insult."

by Dalyena September 10, 2015