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totally offensive and if you say this all the time you should just read the ten commandments- one is do not take the lords name in vain
oh my god= bad
say oh my gosh
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Like "Bros Before Hoes" except when the squad be before the God.
Mom: "Hey Gabriel, you have to Church today!"
Bro: "Fuck you mom, I gots meself a squad now. And errbody knows dat Squad Before God. P.S im atheist
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A Gangsta that only fears God!
I'm a God fearing Gangsta, someone you better respect!
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The black lion god is a popular furaffinity vore character that gives people a place to rest in his stomach.
Hey are you looking for a place to rest well the Black lion god has got you covered.
My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."
Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"
Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"
Friend: Damn boy
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what my mom told me before sending me to him
me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"
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