Fortnite is a gay ass game only kids under 13 play it. other ones are retarded
Person1: He's fucking retarded motherfucker
Person 2: Why? What happened?
Person 1: He plays fortnite
Person2: Oh, i didn't know he was retarded
1. An online daycare center for sweaty 12 year olds to say they're fucking each others moms tonight
2. A place where all good dances are put into and more or less destroyed by the garbage community by 6 year olds dancing in public
1. Do you wanna play fortnite?
No, I'd rather watch grass grow
2. Lets do fortnite dances!
No thanks, there are worse ways to torture yourself
"Nobody cares about your wins in Fortnite."
*autistic screeching* " T-Take that back!"
A dying game that ten year olds and select virgins play on a daily basis to try and impress girls with their amount of wins.
"Dude, I just got a win on Fortnite, I'm gonna send it to Rebecca."
A game that guys play that makes them dumb and forget to go on that date with their girlfriend. This generation more guys loose their girlfriends from lack of attention because they’re too busy on Fortnite.
Guy #1: Duude I just got another win in Fortnite.
Guy #2: yo cool. I feel like I’m forgetting something
Guy #2 gf: omg he’s not here yet imma break up wit him.