Fortnite is a game played by men of all ages with no lives. Who lost their girlfriends because they were to busy talking to their online friend because they don’t have real friend let’s be real and that their “girlfriend” was virtual reality.
Fortnite causes boys to post meaning less with Snapchat stories about there wins and playing hours on end before they realize they have no life.
1. Where the stupid 9-year olds gather.
2. A city where everyone and everything is locked behind a paywall which the 9-year olds use their parent’s credit card to bypass.
3. Seriously, just go play Minecraft. If you are a parent and see your kid playing Fortnite, terminate him/her.
Timmy: let’s play Fortnite
Timmy’s dad: *loads gun*
Where the 9 year old kids gather
“”””””””””””””Fortnite is good””””””””””””””
Where queers love to find each other and eat toes
Want to fortnite and chill baby
A stupid game that every. Single. Guy plays it is stupid and uncalled for v-bux cost too much and I’m broke now so thanks a lot fortnite go choke on your spit and die
Fortnite ruined my life I hate it
Person 1: "I love Fortnite!"
Person 2: "We can't be friends anymore."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Because I am not gay and I
don't want you to become gay
with me."