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Shawn-May is a beautiful, intelligent, funny, loveable, caring and friendly person. She is not often a very sociable person and likes to only stay close with her best friend/s. She's lovely and anyone would be privileged to be with her!
Guy: Have you met Shawn-May?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's amazing! I'd love to be with her!
national jana be nice to jana day
i’m gonna be nice the whole day on may 29th!
the best couple in the universe because they have everything in common like playing basketball, cards, and having fun.
Kevin has a new girlfriend and they look so adorable together.
His girlfriend must be May because of Kevin and May are the best couples ever.
A hottie with a flamethrower and a shit ton of disturbing things to say and send.
Person: Hey there Step-Mai
Step-Mai: You looking like sexy bread gurl
National squeeze your Girlfriend’s squishys day
Boyfriend: “hey it’s may 14th, can I squish your squishys?”
Girlfriend: “Give me a good reason why you pervert”
Boyfriend: “It’s national squeeze your girlfriend’s squishys day!”
Girlfriend: “ohhhh ok you can then”
May 14th is bff day, BEST FEMALE FRIENDS DAY! today is the day to go out and have fun with your FEMALE friends and appreciate how hot, amazing, and cool they are.
Did you hear how awesome May 14th is? Its best female friends day!
The day pretty ass people were born.
Person 1: Hey Ri’s birthday is on May 14th!
Person 2: Wow really? That explains why she’s so mother fucking attractive and beautiful.