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A phrase often used online to mock something that is generally disliked or of an unpopular opinion.
-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.
-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.
-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
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A mark of respect for those who died in whatever worthy cause happens to be on the roll this week
We will now observe a one minute silence.
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scumbags who literally dont know the basics of overwatch so they only play the easiest hero in the game and get carried to top 500 and then when mercy gets nerfed drop back into bronze
Mercy One Trick: "Can I play Mercy please"
Mercy One Trick (2): "No she's the only hero I can play"
DPS/Tank Flex: "Oh fuck me"
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“The one that got away” is an ex who has an exalted place among your past loves. She is the one you focus about. This ex was a good person, your breakup didn't change your opinion about this. She's someone who deserves love in their lives, someone another person would be lucky to be with.
If you're reading this, you are probably The one that got away.
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A reference to a zen koan, worn threadbare and meaningless by endless repetition in the media. It has no 'answer' unless, as in definition (1) above, the answerer redefines the term 'clapping', thus entirely missing the point.
Teacher: "What is the sound of one hand clapping?"
Student: "Um, the snapping of fingers?"
Teacher: (whacks student with computer keyboard)
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One of the best shows on tv with one of the hottest guys on tv!! a must see for any fans of The O.C. or Gilmore Girls
me:i love one tree hill so much chad micheal murray is so hot!
friends: ya i know i wanna bang him
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