Bens is a pizza place in Norway. Jose bolt is the owner of bens. Therefore he is Lord Bens
Lord BENS WILL TAKE OVER THE CITY
Ben Underwood is a ratty chappa. He likes to partake in charva experiences. He is a calculator cleaning competitor and has a happy relationship with Thomas Donohoe. He often goes out for walks with his dog Thomas Donohoe. His main charva friend main man Andrew Hudson is his best pal. He always carries a spoon on him as you never know where he might find a yoghurt pot. He is a part of the Luton Bowls Club and enjoys a sprite and cherry stones.
"Oi Maximus, that fella over there climbing the tree looks like a Ben Underwood" - Tom
"You're right chappa, he does look like a Ben Underwood. OH LOOK hes eating the tree bark" - Max Hudosn
When you tie a key to your dick and wait for the lightning to strike.
There was no power on the camping trip so Ben Franklined to charge my phone.
When you ask Ben for his opinion on something and his statements are always 100% factual
Hey Ben! Give me a Ben Rating on this person
When Ben gives you his opinion on something and says facts that are always 100% true.
Ben! Give me a Ben rating on this person
Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically
Ben Feldman Can Utilize His Right Eye Very Vertically
When a person is so bland and boring to talk to.
Person: Oh no it’s Person 3 again he’s so boring to talk to
Person 2: Yeah he’s got a big case of Ben Fever
Person 3: hi.