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When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.
"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression
1. Is a millionaire
2. Married to Virginia Lopez
3.Works at a company
4. Landscape at the sunrise landscaping
Jesus Cruz your the best.
extremely thicc cat, loves booty rubs can open drawers cabinets and doors, has an owner named heaven and can pray to them and they will answer your prayer.
DAMN THAT CATS A THICC BOIII
damn your right must be a Jesus cat
Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
A quite humorous variation of “Jesus H. Christ”, most famously used in the 1986 film “Short Circuit”. An apt term for expressing your extreme shock at a sudden turn of events.
Weather reporter: “Folks in the DFW area may not be able to see the April 8th solar eclipse due to cloud coverage.”
Person who invested time and money to travel to Texas specifically for this event: “JESUS H. GOD!”
It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!
Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!