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Mexican job fair is when you see a line of mexicans standing in front of a home depot, paint store, ace, or other home appliance stores.
Hey, I bet we can get more help to paint by going to home depot's Mexican job fair.
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When a penis (substitution for a penis, ie: cucumber, dildo... hamster) is quickly placed into and out of the anus no further than the tip. Meant to sensualize
If you're a man and wants to experiment with dudes, without being considered a homosexual, just ask for a rim job.
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When a girl is sitting down and lustfully locking eyes with a guy standing above her. Similar to the eye contact made while giving head.
Guy: She's dtf. She gave me blow job eyes.
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The new saying taking the world by storm, originally created by Shittalker and gradually spread around by its good fans me and pete
"I just did a fart"
"Well job"
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When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.
What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.
Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again
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When a southern girl snorts coke off a guys dick
"I met this girl from Texas and she gave me an Alabama Boone Job"
"What's that"
"It's when she snorts coke off your dick"
"Bro that's gnarly"
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A ten pint job is a girl so fugly that before you'd even think of putting your cock anywhere near her, you would need to have imbibed at least ten pints of beer. (see also beer goggles)
That girl's a ten pint job, mate. I wouldn't touch her with yours.
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