someone on an acid trip in a forest
you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD
Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.
Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey
Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.
"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"
When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.
Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner
When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger
Nicy has a fake thumb boner
imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had
Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner