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Boner Clown

someone on an acid trip in a forest

you are such a boner clown taking 6 hits of LSD

by Zec12 February 27, 2017


moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023


Boner Monkey

A horny black man.

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey

by Sindal January 17, 2025


human boner

Someone who is self-obsessed and is not aware of his/her surroundings.

"what's that guys name? That brot, brat, Brett guy? He's a real human boner"

by humanboner September 30, 2015


Swim-boner

When a dude gets out if the pool and your trunks are sucked up against your awkward temperature member.

Had to fluff some air into my trunks so nobody saw my swim-boner

by TwitchNoLimitations January 22, 2024


Fake thumb boner

When a guy puts a plastic thumb in his pants to make his dick look bigger

Nicy has a fake thumb boner

by Snakey Sneak October 18, 2019


snuffleupagus boner

imaginary boner that transgender woman wish they had

Lili: i wish i had a boner
todd: don't worry you can have a snuffleupagus boner

by awkwarfart101 April 18, 2017