uh oh boner alert🙀
person1: omg look it’s Olivia!
person2: she looks fine today!
Person3: boner alert🙀
A man who is always horney and walks around with a perminant boner
"Jesus! My husband has like a permanent boner 24/7''
When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.
"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"
The process of a man getting a boner.
I stared at him as he was going through the process of bonering.
"Give me a second. Its usually not like this."
a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip
Mark was eating a pickle boner today.
A women that serves boners across the nation. She isn’t scared to face an army of boners.
She’s a real boner soldier, to say the least.
When your boner gets so cold it grows an icicle of cum out of your penis hole
Bro my boner is so cold, I'm growing a boner icicle!