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X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.

"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."

by coin-op December 22, 2009


Lid to the Fart Box

The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.

Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?

My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.

I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2018


Cereal box legend

A person who is a legend but is practically a cereal box

Lauren is a cereal box legend

by NotAbot2214 April 22, 2018


Lunch box Hauler

to own a truck but not use it for its intentions. the term comes from people who choose not to carry things such as lumber or working materials but rather drive a truck around for no true reason.

look at that lifted truck"... "what a lunch box hauler

by Slimguy379 August 17, 2010


boo boo box

Ambulance

Mother F'er got popped, had to take a ride in the boo boo box

by Teddy Lovely November 5, 2015


Bird Box Challenge

The actual Bird Box Challenge is from a music video by Prodigy uploaded in 2012. Netflix (probably) copied it.
youtu.be/XQEBzauVIlA

I challenge you to do the Bird Box Challenge.

by sudonym1 March 5, 2019


pretty as a box of puppies

This phrase would be used by a good"ol country boy to let a young lady know he thinks she's pretty and he's interested. where as a city boy might say "Damn girl you fine .. let me get them digits "

Amber baby your pretty as a box of puppies

by Donkey Barn's April 17, 2017