A state of grief so intense, so unimaginable, so unconscionable, you lack the coping skills to process what’s happened, so you just go through the motions of your subsequent days with as little effort or even consciousness as possible.
If my child or partner was murdered in a mass shooting, I would probably suffer living death.
To die during oral sex while covered in semen and softserve ice cream
"I miss my brother. He had a Death by Softserve from his friends"
"My mother had a Death by Softserve at an orgy the other day"
The traffic jam which builds up behind a hearse or funeral cortege which is travelling slowly as it transports the coffin, because overtaking is disrespectful.
I left for work early today but because I got stuck in a Death Convoy I arrived 10 minutes late.
When a girl chokes on your ball sack
Ben: Guess what i saw last night!
Caz: What??
Ben: Saw Joe S giving Hayley the Death Sack
Caz: Typical Joe!
Noun;
1. A term coined by internet flashers, used to describe their genitalia when informed their images are unwelcome. Used in a butthurt fashion and meant to elicit guilt over not wishing to receive their images.
2. A vendor's hot dog that has clearly sat out for too long, causing much stomach discomfort and inability to digest properly.
1. "Girls show their boobs all of over the internet and I send one picture of my Evil Wiener of Death and everyone gets upset."
2. I hit the hot dog stand outside my workplace and the guy must have served me an Evil Wiener of Death because I couldn't eave the bathroom all weekend.
When someone goes offline forever without warning, usually in a video game.
His e-death was so sudden. I miss playing with him