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n. Got to do with The Wanted! It's when you wake up and you are all crispy eyed. ;)
a twitter user: What the fuck is Crispy Eye Syndrome doing on my trending topics?
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Dead eye Dicky!
Scream out the top of your voice when something is spot on.
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Necessary after seeing something revoltingly hideous.
Hey girl...not everyone should where a mini-dress! I’ve got to douche my eyes after that unsightly mess!!
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Sticking your finger into someones, or your own eye knowing that it is contaminated, most likely with poo particles.
How did your son get pinkeye?
He gave himself the Iowa eye exam!
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The sensual act of a female putting her breasts inside one's anus. The more tits in there at one time, the better. (Also called a Slime Job)
Dude, Karl just got the best Slimy Red Eye he has ever gotten, he said there must have been 5 tits up his asshole!
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A Salty Eye-Patch occurs when a dude explodes his load on a woman's eye area while she is sleeping. Over the course of the night, the splooge hardens and becomes a salty eye-patch.
Bro, i totally gave my girlfriend a sweet salty eye-patch last night. She woke up and thought she was blind!
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An alternate term for pink eye. It is safe to replace pink eye with stink eye because for one to get pink eye, shit must enter the ocular cavity. This fact is worthy of ridicule.
"Hey stink eye, throw me the remote."
"Come on man. It's pink eye."
"Well maybe if you stop playing with your ass hole so much you won't get shit in your eyes when you touch them. Stink eye."
"Whatever man."
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