rim job

When a penis (substitution for a penis, ie: cucumber, dildo... hamster) is quickly placed into and out of the anus no further than the tip. Meant to sensualize

If you're a man and wants to experiment with dudes, without being considered a homosexual, just ask for a rim job.

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blow job eyes

When a girl is sitting down and lustfully locking eyes with a guy standing above her. Similar to the eye contact made while giving head.

Guy: She's dtf. She gave me blow job eyes.

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Well job

The new saying taking the world by storm, originally created by Shittalker and gradually spread around by its good fans me and pete

"I just did a fart"
"Well job"

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a steve jobs blowjob

When a girl gives a quick, simple, satisfying blowjob. Like most apple products, the blowjob doesn't consist of any hot tricks, and definitely doesn't come with the girl sucking on your sack.

What a shame, but don't worry a newer "better" version of this bj will be out next month, just UPDATE.

Dude, that girl just gave me a steve jobs blowjob, I don't want that shit ever again

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Alabama Boone Job

When a southern girl snorts coke off a guys dick

"I met this girl from Texas and she gave me an Alabama Boone Job"
"What's that"
"It's when she snorts coke off your dick"
"Bro that's gnarly"

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Italian Job Search

The act of asking friends and family for employment instead of going through traditional job searching channels.

Tony asked me if I know anyone in construction -- he's doing an Italian job search.

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Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action

Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

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