Pop Goes the Weasel

Historically a childhood game with a catchy little tune but the more au courant reference is to the band of gutless and treasonous weasels in the Trump Administration who are getting popped by their own greed, one by one.

Every night as I’m watching the news I can hear the familiar “Pop Goes the Weasel“ tune playing in my mental background.

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hood pop

hood pop is a rarely cooked tbone steak that has been mutilated by way of knife.
when a kid rips the steak apart with a knife until its almost soupy.

peter: "yo man, throw on a few of them T-bones you picked up at the store last week

Adam: "aight dog, dont go hood poppin like you did that one time.

Peter: i will give it my best captain.

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pop-a-nut sauce

Ejaculate sauce created when stimulating males nutsack. This sauce is a nutritional liquid whose consistency can range from a clear tasteless liquid to a white goooey sticky oatmeal base that tastes like salty elmers glue. The amount of sauce created when stimulating ones nutsack can range from a dribble to a ceiling painting eruption depending on when sauce was last milked out of nutsack. This sauce can be used on chicken, beef steak, pork rinds, womens faces, tits and hair, and various products that smell like seafood.

Honey is their any pop-a-nut sauce left for the holidays.

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popping your cherry

to loose ones virginity

JB: woah - i heard that roan was planning to pop his cherry at varanasi!!

HM: really? well popping your cherry is what happens at varanasi...

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K-pop Stan

Stan being the words "stalker" and "fan". They are known for being the white girls or the cringy asian girls who cant stop talking about k-pop. They are similar to weaboos, and a few were known for trying to "cancel" the music artist Joji for him saying offensive stuff for satire and long time ago.

K-pop Stan-"OMG did you hear about Jimin? He is so cute"
Normal person-"He looks exactly like the other ones."
Stan-"WHAT THE FUCK! DON'T TALK TO ME YOU FAG."

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Broken Pop Machine

While performing anal sex on a girl, stick a quarter into her vagina. Then yell, "This damn machine stole my quarter!" and shake her as violently as possible. Then pull out and hold her there till she takes a crap.

What's that rusty looking quarter doing on that brown spot on your floor? Oh I gave your sister a Broken Pop Machine here yesterday.

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emo girl pop

sad bad bitch bops

person: are you going to the maisie peters gig tomorrow?

me: of course, she’s the queen of emo girl pop