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To slap a Ho's face with your dick while she is give you a blow job
I super Hulk da ho in the bathroom
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A fighting game for the Nintendo Wii, Brawl features characters from all over the Nintendo franchises (plus sonic and snake), and lets them beat the hell out of each other.
A solid fighter played by many, but severely hampered by incredibly stupid and annoying 'additions' that come very close to completely ruining the game. For example, your character has a chance to fall over and lay on the ground at any given time, which is absolutely inexcusable for a fighting game. Another example is how the game gives you the ability to save replays, but only if they are less than three minutes long, and no serious battle is ever that short.
However, the biggest problem with Brawl is its unbalanced nature, with the character Metaknight having the unfortunate combination of being infinitely better than the entire rest of the cast and requiring practically no skill to use. This means that a less-skilled player can easily beat a professional just by using Metaknight, and that makes tournaments and such incredibly boring and stale.
Because of these unimaginably stupid miscues by the developers, a group of players hacked brawl, removed all the stupid crap like the aforementioned trips, and balanced the characters. The new version of the game is called Brawl+, and you can play it on the Wii.
Those who don't want to play a hacked game often find themselves going back to Smash Bros. Melee, the prequel to Brawl - a fighting game that you don't randomly fall down in.
Super Smash Brothers Brawl player #1: So let me get this straight - you just won because my character randomly fell over and you nailed me with a Bair while I was down?
Brawl player #2: Yep. Talk about an empty victory. I feel bad for you.
Brawl player #1: Melee?
Brawl player #2: Melee.
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The literal best competitive fighting game in all of existence
“Fuck fortnite let’s go play super smash bros melee on my old game cube”
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. A lazy super hero who does not actually move off of it's Picnic Bench.
. This hero does not fight crime, lecture, act morally, or do much of anything for that matter.
. Is lazy
The only known Picnic Bench Super Hero is Roxanne.
"Would you get off of your ass, what're you, a Picnic Bench Super Hero or something?"
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The thesis that bias is distinct from INTENTIONAL bias.
Super-pluralism is the thesis that bias is not intention.
Ie., bias is being conflated with intention.
Super-pluralism would argue that bias is meta-emergent; emerging from consciousness.
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The act of workin' it in your closet. Gettin' it on when company arrives.
We were totally ding super dongin right before I met your parents for the first time. I swear it started because of the milkshake you made for me.
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A person attracted to one individual, that superhe/supershe is capable of having possibility of sexualy reproduction.
- do you want to go on a date with me?
- only if you are wiling to accept that for the rest of my life I will be attracted only to you and my main focus will be drawn to having my own biological children.
- oh that's to much preshure, don't you want to try out first?
-no I do not, I'm Super Straight Monogamous and I'm only attracted to idea being attracted just to one person.
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