Putting down the T-Square

A phrase for when a drafter has simply had enough of drafting and simply cannot manage to draft another line

Person 1: Hey bro, I need some plans drawn up for a new house we are building
Person 2: I’m Sorry bro, but I am putting down the T-Square
Person 1: Oh No! Will you ever return???
Person 2: I don’t know, maybe I will, maybe I wont. Drafting is hard work sonny

Jonny T Doggo Shelby

Jonny TDoggo Shelby is the best doggo you will ever see!! He is the cutest and cleverest doggo in the world. He gets his name Jonny as it was given to him from dogs trust and his adoptive family could come up with anything better. T Doggo comes as a derivative from the doggo; he is called this as no other dog can ever come close to being as good a him hence why he is called The Doggo. Finally he gets his name Shelby after the family in the tv programme Peaky Blinders. He is called after the family as he shares many similarities to the family such as a was a gypsy dog before being adopted and he came from Ireland and moved to Edinburgh. After years of abuse and mistreatments he was left with many emotional issues especially around other dogs. But all is not lost as his family are taking great care of him and are nurturing him perfectly. He is one of the cuddliest boys you’ll ever have the pleasure of meeting and is beautiful. Also go follow him on Instagram at Jonny T Doggo.

Jonny T Doggo Shelby I love and you are soooo beautiful!

t to the fourth power y

From 'Not Another Teen Movie': meaning 'time to talk to you' apparently.

'Jake? I need some t to the fourth power y.'
'What?'
'Ugh, some time to talk to you.'

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T-shirt beer mat

The wet mark that appears on your t shirt when holding the side of a cold beer accidentally against it while chatting to mates, also often occurs while watching sport

Jim: Mate you've been holding ure beer against ure shirt & it's all wet
Bob: Ah, yet another t-shirt beer mat!

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T-Rex Self Pic

An abnormally close-up self taken photograph by someone with short arms.

Danielle: Let's get a pic together with the buildings in the background.

*click* (no buildings, just a face and a half, T-Rex Self Pic)

Joe: Give me the camera T-Rex, we need someone with adult arms to get this done!

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neon green t-shirt

Bright green tee shirts.
Church groups like to wear them so they can find each other on field trips.

Kid 1: Where's Billy?
Kid 2: I don't know, but he should be easy to find because of his neon green t-shirt.

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T mutha fuckin j

Fucking people with a rake.

Cover your anus it's t mutha fuckin j

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