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A pie that usually contains or appears to contain pumpkin ingredients. It is often associated with Thanksgiving.
Can someone please pass me the pumpkin pie?
You know when you pull out too fast and the person receiving the anal shits everywhere? Well, it's that but you pull out to cum, and you jizz and she shits at the same time making a creamy mound of semen and fecal matter - a chocolate pie!
"Yo, so I was fucking Trish's ass in a spare classroom, and Principal Furwood walks in. Now she's screaming, I'm about to cum and the Principal looks like he's about to faint. So obviously, I pull out and guess what happens?"
"No... No way, you made a Chocolate Pie?"
"Exactly, bro! I swear, the look on his face, dude!"
the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
Dog pie is an American dish used around the holidays. It involves baking a dog and putting it into a baked good, aka, pies.
last thanksgiving was so boring bro
ikr we didn't even get dog pie
A fluffy pie can mean a pie with a fluffy texture. However, it has a different meaning. Since the release of the second opening of Death Note, "What's up, people?!" people have been making the misheard lyrics for the song. One of the lyrics for the song was "WHAT'S UP fuanzai ippai" followed by "Hanzai kienai towa ni" which sounds pretty similar to "What's a fluffy pie? Oh, it's a teletubby.". It's common for misheard lyrics videos for the banger "What's up, people?!" to have that. So if anyone asks you what a fluffy pie is, make sure to answer "a teletubby".
Dude what's a fluffy pie?
It's a teletubby.
The movement of a person or persons before half time at a football match to get a pie or other items of food
Tony Left his seat early at the Watford Vs Leicester match to get first in the queue to get a pie. Tony has done the pie movement
A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.
The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.
The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.
Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)
Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.