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Tit to Clit Ratio

The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.

Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.

by ulysses January 5, 2006

46๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


hippy tit-rag

Piece of limp cloth worn across the chest by women who are considered hippy, granola or dead-heads. Looks suspiciously to have been made by hand and ties with string around the neck and lower back. Offers minimal coverage.

Yeah, the girl serving me pizza was only wearing a hippy tit-rag

by Jenny January 2, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tina Tough Tits

A woman who does not know her place in the world and tries to be a hardass, the equivalent of the male word "tommy tough nuts". These types of women usually require a backhand and then must be sent to the kitchen in order to make you a sandwich.

Tina: I walk into my class 5 minutes late everyday, the teacher don't do nothin' because he knows not to mess with me.

Oliver: Shut up Tina Tough Tits, no one likes you, go make me a sandwich before I backhand you!

Tina: In da streets da girls run shit, we so hard all the time.
Oliver: Ok Tina Tough Tits why don't you just have a cup of shut the fuck up!

by SalmonStairWalker September 30, 2011

22๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holy tits Mcgee

An exclamation of joy or wonder; a phrase that you say when you cannot believe what you just saw.

"That squirrel just attacked my dog!"
"Holy tits Mcgee!"

by Tony Q August 25, 2007

28๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bitch-tits McGee

A female who has the qualities of an irritatingly bothersome, baggy eyes, bitch slut, kinky, mid-life crisis, wannabe personality and appearance.

D Unit: Damn, Bitch-tits McGee is in the hiz-zouse!
G Unit: Shit, I ain't tutoring this bitch ass mother fucker.
D Unit: Let's ditch dis bitch-tits and ball out to Chile's.
G Unit: I concur! Keepin' real like a motherfucking gangsta beat.

by BenchMax345 March 1, 2008

43๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan October 25, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Yankee Tit wank

Using the huge amount of back fat on a large girl to masturbate oneself. So called because of the enormous back boobs on American women.

I pulled a right whale last night. She fell asleep on her front, so I had a Yankee Tit Wank on her and went home.

by Gazira March 22, 2010

29๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž