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When you see someone or a picture of someone that is so sexy that you become very turned on.
1:Can I see a picture?
2:Oh my wetness! He is hot
Diplomatic way of telling a customer to go and fuck themselves. Used most often by Customer Service staff to deflect from a request to fix a service breakage or deficiency by describing what is usually an elaborate and inconvenient way for the customer to work around the breakage.
"I cannot pay you online."
"Oh you can just call us, follow the voice prompts, type in your phone number, credit card number, expiry date, last three digits and amount into your phone keypad, and pay that way."
"Did you just tell me to go fuck myself?"
"We sure did. Anything more we can help with today?"
"No, that was it, thank you."
That steamy notation Jeff Forbes likes to pitch to undergrads
Jeff Forbes gave me the big-Oh last night
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World is, really, at the heart of it, the unfulfilled promise of an adult, usually parental figure, to bring the child somewhere exciting or new or fun, but, they never, ever, do it. Basically, narcissistic parenting.
Oh, yeah, I'm bringing you to Disney World, little Danny Boy. Definitely, we are going this summer. Tell all your little friends at school about it.
Something you say when you see a tiger mauling a pack of indigenous tribesmen.
"You seeing that over there? That tiger is mauling those tribesmen!"
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*
Man, you know what oh shit means. You only searched this up to get some shit outta this!! So fine, if your that stupid, here is what the definition is.
Guy 1. Oh shit I dropped my fish!!
Guy 2. Oh shit that’s bad
Guy 1. Oh shit your right!!
Fish. Oh shit this is the end
Oh shit