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an arby's saying when their food keeps blowing up
ALL OUR FOOD KEEPS BLOWING UP!
Talking about something complicated in a way that enlightens others.
Confusing people of lower intelligence by explaining things that are beyond their comprehension.
(British slang.) Noggin' = head/brain
Tow people talking (both high)
Chap #1: ...and that's why the singularity will lead to an uncontrollable rate of human development and the end of society as we know it.
Chap # 2: I've gotta leave this convo, man. You're dancin' all over my noggin'!
CHap #3: Sorry brah! Didn't mean to go break-dancin' all over your noggin' there. under breath Dumb fuck...
Brat, Truck car seat back fun mobile
it go vroom vroom
Subaru
"What is that car sound"
"a car fuckin dumbass"
"no its a truck"
"ACTUALLY, ITS A Bi-Drive Recreational All-Terrain Transporter"
*they all get run over, dont stand on roads*
Brat; "vroom vroom brap brap sounds"
When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.
Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!
when a female with gigantic tits takes her bra off before going to bed, her boobs move all over her body: up to her neck, down to her stomach, all over.
before pam went to bed she announced to all the girls at the sleep-over, that it was time to "Let the dogs run all over the yard"
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When your girl fuck someone else and cries about it to you
I told that bitch you dont get to keep all the boohoos
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the greatest modern christmas song of all time. it gets played everywhere nonstop through the holiday season and is incredibly jolly and upbeat. if you dont like it then youre a grinch who hates christmas and jesus
mariah carey really snapped with the bop that is all i want for christmas is you huh
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