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First, you take 4 ice cubes. For a male, you would first shove one up your ass then put two on your testicles, then put one on your "tip" then let it all melt.
For females, take one ice cube then shove it up your ass, then put 2 in your vagina, then finally shove one down your throat.
Wanna see me perform my ice technique? *epicly takes out 4 ice cubes*
1. The poor man's Neapolitan ice cream
2. Ice cream mixed by a desperate man yearning for something different
im just gonna have to mix my own ice cream, its gonna taste weird cuz its gonna be mint chocolate chip, coffe and rocky raod, you know, some milky ice cream
When you sip that good ice tea while eating cookies
(like try it out its great)
I'm going to get me some Ice tea'n cookies.
When you fart cum on someone's face and lick it off after they ejaculated in your ass
My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off
Particularly malevolent consumers of the Ontario beer brand Laker Ice. Fueled by high alcohol content, low disposable income, and a passionate desire to purchase and consume more alcohol, Laker Ice Bandits are well known to police and local residents to frequently engage in petty crime, theft, and grifting. Crushed alcoholic beverage containers and evidence of rampant public urination are a telltale sign that one has entered the vicinity of one or more Laker Ice Bandits.
Aaron: Ayo Dylan, make sure you lock the garage before you head to bed tonight. I don't want a Laker Ice Bandit stealing my bike.
Dylan: For sure dude, I saw one roaming around our backyard last night
An unsavory member of society, typically from the Canadian province of Ontario. Named for the distinctive black can of Laker Ice beer, which is known for having the highest ABV-cost ratio of any beer available in the province.
Laker Ice bandits can typically be observed engaging in theft, pretty crime, and general grifting. When confronted, they may also become aggressive. They can be observed in most medium-to-major sized downtown areas in Ontario, and are frequently spotted near liquor stores.
Plaz: What was that racket I heard last night?
Ratte: Don't worry dude, it was just a Laker Ice Bandit collecting the cans D-Beers left in the backyard
Plaz: No dude, I swear I heard him in the garage
Ratte: OH FUCK, he stole my bike!
Someone who is just chillin or coolin.
“You good bro?”
“Yeah I’m on ice”