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Urban Dictionary

The place to define your best friend's name, make up fake holidays, and fictional, disgusting sexual acts. All tied up with one beautiful bow of stupidity.

Guy 1: Yeah so I was on Urban Dictionary and I looked up my own name. Turns out 'Jacob' is both somebody who is 'extremely attractive, smart, funny, nice, popular but still unique, cute' and also a disgusting sexual act I refuse to define.
Guy 2: Oh cool! Turns out my birthday is the day when rape is apparently legal!

by ISwearImNotATroll October 3, 2021


Urban dictionary

A dictionary you don’t have to use look up definitions of the definitions and has every word

Urban dictionary is the best way to find the definition for a word

by Loading your dick size December 29, 2020


Urban Dictionary

A site where fools go to type overly sexual definitions that usually have nothing to do with the given word, usually including, below each "definition" there is some sort of computer-generated sentence persuading you to spend currency for some

EG:
INSEST Mug for your DOG Benson.

Urban Dictionary is crap, 'nuff said.

by YourPseudonym420GenericAccount March 24, 2019


Urban Dictionary

a site that won't publish my shit

"urban dictionary pls publish this it's making me sad"

by #ricky May 20, 2019


Urban Dictionary

A bunch of mentally-retarded leftist dumbfucks who got no balls and will censor anything to the right of Stalin.

Urban Dictionary thinks it can censor Blue Anon. Fuck them.

by GTX9K March 8, 2021


Urban Dictionary

A website formerly used to look up for a definition of some slang and was pretty useful until some retarded people found out about its existence and started defining some irrelevant words, for example names which Serbian teens post on Instagram to build up their egos. Also, they underline certain words or sentences to put emphasis on their "virtues".

Person: *types his/her name on urban dictionary*
Spasenija - A Spasenija is the most unique and beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She is sooo different from all the other girls. She is gorgeous, smart, and gets tons of guys. She is always there for her friends and will never let them down. She always hides her pain and sadness with a smile on her face blahblahblah
Person: OMGGGG THIS IS LIKE SOOOO ME LIKE THE PART WITH UNIQUE IS SOO ME OMG I'M GONNA POST THIS ON INSTAGRAM TO SHOW HOW GREAT I AM AND I'M GONNA UNDERLINE THE PARTS WITH UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT AND SMART OMG *posts on Instagram*

by papulino January 9, 2018


Urban dictionary

A website formerly used to look up for a definition of some slang and was pretty useful until some retarded people found out about its existence and started defining some irrelevant words, for example names which Serbian teens post on Instagram to build up their egos. Also, they underline certain words or sentences to put emphasis on their "virtues".

Person: *types his/her name on urban dictionary*
Spasenija - A Spasenija is the most unique and beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She is sooo different from all the other girls. She is gorgeous, smart, and gets tons of guys. She is always there for her friends and will never let them down. She always hides her pain and sadness with a smile on her face. She is the nicest person you'll meetblablablablabla
Person: OMGGGG THIS IS LIKE SOOOO ME LIKE THE PART WITH UNIQUE IS SOO ME OMG I'M GONNA POST THIS ON INSTAGRAM TO SHOW HOW GREAT I AM AND I'M GONNA UNDERLINE THE PARTS WITH UNIQUE AND DIFFERENT AND SMART OMG *posts on Instagram*

by papulino January 9, 2018