ass dart

a gay man's penis

"Cam put his ass dart in Conner last night."

Ass Meter

A scale - typically between 1 and 100 - by which an individual or group is measured, based upon how much of an ass they are being.

Stop picking on me - you are at about a 75 on the ass meter right now.

Slip that ass

Fuck her in the ass and then pass on her ass

Hear bro you wanna fuck her in the ass

Ye but didn't you just fuck her in the ass

Ye its grand I'll slip that ass to you

ass tear

when you butt hole drips crap juice after dropping a load

i dropped the biggest load this morning and i have had ass tears all day.

ass minus

a person with no ass

Yo, that girl has no ass... I give her an ass minus.

gamer ass

The act of sitting down for a long period of time and causing your butt to go numb.

Dude I need to stand up, I have a bad case of gamer ass right now and it's starting to hurt.

Ass In The Club

The alternative name for Michael Martinez's (From the band Allstar Weekend) song, "I Get Down"

Girl 1: Did you hear Michael's song, Ass In The Club?

Girl 2: YES! I get down, down, down.....