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When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money
You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax
We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.
Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”
you get a fanny boner in your clit
By Mia leverington
Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner
When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.
When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her
When you care so much you get hard
Damn Stacy, When Molly told us about what happened to Jim. I was so distraught I went home and had sex with my wife. I had one hell of a care boner!!!
A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman
That chick is a total boner boat.
When you’re so old you nutt ashes.
“That guy is so old, he has a fossil boner!”
So ....like when you’re going down on a girl but she’s so old she’s dry like the Mojave.