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This phrase is for if you want to say son of a bitch, but you are in school or at any place where you cannot curse.
Dude, you realize that we still have school on Friday right?
UGHHH SON OF A BUTTER BISCUIT ON A SUNNY DAY!
you looking thick
you looking like a jar of peanut butter in those jeans
A sexual act of placing peanut butter on the penis, then proceeding to engage in anal intercourse followed by forcing the female participant to eat the end product resulting in a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
Yo I went full retard on this chick last night and made her a Reece's Pheces Penis Butter Sandbitch.
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What Peter Griffin likes to say at random times, usually after other characters say "I can't believe..."
Meg: I can't believe I'm still jealous.
Lois: I can't believe I touched him.
Peter: I still can't believe it's not butter!
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An expression of extreme disbelief or shock.
Obama hasn't been lynched yet? Well butter my dick and stick it in a turkey.
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To have a Peanut Buter Jelly Time is to share a tasteful and wonderful experience with your lover. To have a Peanut Butter Jelly Time, do the folling; 1) Pick weather you want to by peanut butter or jelly. 2) Take the item that you chose to be, and spread it on your whole body, and have your lover do the same with their item (or spread them on each other). Very sexy! 3) Have sex in a position that involves you to face your lover(example: 69). This will give the effect of it to look like a peanut butter sandwich. 4) Have fun! Lick off yourself or your lover, if desired. It can be very sticky, so enjoy!
"Oh ya, baby, I love what you are doing, but can we please have a Peanut Butter jelly Time?"
"Last night I was with my man, and we had an exultant Peanut Butter Jelly Time! And, this time, I was the peanut butter! Yum."
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A vile combination that when put together could spell doom for all of humanity.
Man 1: Yo! He's putting Reese's Peanut Butter Cups And Mayo together!
Man 2: Let's get out of here quick before he kills us all!
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