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Sam had never felt so bad, his girlfriend had just broke up with him. He felt as if nothing could cure his despair. Sam decided he had nothing better to do so he went to his friend Bob's house. When he got there he told Bob all about how he and his girlfriend had broken up.
"Oh no that's terrible!" Bob said as soon as Sam was finished.
"I already knew that" sighed Sam.
"Have you tried chocolate yet? It always works for me" Bob said
"Chocolate?" Asked Sam, who was now very confused.
'Yes chocolate! have you ever tried it?"
"No- I haven't" Said Sam
"It'll make you feel so much better" Said Bob, who was now hurrying into his kitchen.
A few moments later Bob came out of his kitchen holding a flat rectangular package labelled 'chocolate'.
"Try a piece" Said Bob as he broke off one square for each of them.
Sam placed the shiny piece of chocolate in his mouth. As soon as it touched his tongue it began to melt. Sam had never felt so much joy from food. The rich, sweet, and silky smooth chocolate was oozing everywhere in his mouth. He almost fell off his seat because he was so amazed by the power of this small mouthful of chocolate. He begged Bob to tell him where he could find more chocolate.
"You can buy it from lots of places, I got this one from the store up near the beach" said Bob.
Before Bob could say any more, Sam was sprinting to the store near the beach. This my friends, is the power of chocolate.
The tastiest, most delicious thing that was ever invented. Loved by 99 percent of the population and The answer to everything.
Q: What's up?
A: Chocolate
Q: Whatcha doing?
A: Chocolate
Q: What's an acute angle?
A: Chocolate
Q: What's the time?
A: Chocolate
Q: Where are the keys?
A: Chocolate
Q: Why do you keep saying chocolate?
A: Chocolate
Q: What's 5 + 6?
A: Chocolate
Q: What?
A: Chocolate
Q: How?
A: Chocolate
Q: When?
A: Chocolate
etc
1. A sweet brown piece of candy made from cacao. Usually multiple squares merged into a bar of it.
2. Another way to try and say "shit," "crap," or "poop".
1. "Hey, isn't this chocolate yummy?"
2. "Who's chocolate is this, and why isn't it cleaned up yet?! I need my toilet to be clean!"
You fell for it...
YOU: CHOCOLATE IS MADE OUT OF COCOA?
ME: NO SHIT SHERLOCK?!
Chocolate is something brown and long that you can have in any size and also any flavor you can get this at a store, market, or the prison if you drop the soap
-"oops I drop the soap"
-"hee hee"
-" YO WHAT THE HELL, SOMETHING IS UP MY ASS"
-"this chocolate I'm gargling on taste so good"
Something a boyfriend/husband buys a women when it is that time of the month so that she is not a complete an utter bitch
best friend #1: "bro why is my girlfriend being a bitch?"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"
Is there a need to explain?
Chocolate is the meaning of life.
The End.