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Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.
when a girl queef's in your face and you get acne from it
i was eating out my this girl at a party and she queef in my face now i have have queef cream on my face
When your fucking a girl with an orange spray tan and cream pie her.
That chick last night was so orange I gave her a tangerine cream.
An ice cream friend is someone that you occasionally get together with. Sometimes you just go for a fun adventure, sometimes you get together to laugh, sometimes you get together for a bevvie or a meal, sometimes you get together for some ice cream, and sometimes you just f***.
Dude, I'll call you back later. I'm with my ice cream friend right now.
Someone who doesn't want to share their real name, so they divert the attention to their creamy lips.
"They call me Cream Lips"
the act in which telling your girlfriend that you are STD free and then proceed to fuck her grandma contracting HIV, then in the same night, have sex with your Girlfriend but seem super bored, and then cum in her pussy, stitch it shut, and tell her that you contracted HIV from her grandma. She then sends the cum through out her organs to shit out all the cum out her ass.
person 1: I fucked your grandma and gave you HIV
person 2: YOU LITTLE *Shits*
person 1: OH GOD NOT THE BRAZILIAN CREAM PIE
An old guys cream pie
Because his balls look like raisins
That guy gave my daughter a raisin cream pie