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Night of the living dead

Used as a "safe" word when the need arises to sneak away and smoke massive ammounts of cannabis.

Dam bro its "Night of the living dead" time.

"Night of the living dead man", before i get tired of my girlfriend's bitching.

by callmewoody January 27, 2011


I’m dead

i’m dead is a statement that implies that one has either died from laughter or embarrassment; this statement is not literal

i’m dead!”

by urban dictionary user #1885 February 18, 2023


I’m dead

I’m dead means: either I’m blushing so hard it’s hard to speak or I’m dead no if so or buts

Shai’s bf said: you so cute when you do that

Shai:I’m dead

by Ahahaha...no January 10, 2021


I’m dead

Dying of laughter or laughter laughing hard asf

When I was eleven I said I’m dead to my mom prank calling my grand

by CARTOON TREY January 8, 2021


Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 5, 2018


The dead can hear you

This means that someone is shouting so loud that even the dead can hear them. This is a very dramatic phrase that emphasises the deceased.

Mark: HELLO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Chris: the dead can hear you.

by NutCracker288 December 10, 2021


Deaded

Deaded is what you do to a daffodil once it's flower starts going over. You pinch the flower off so the goodness goes back to the bulb for another year.

Those daffodils need to be deaded or they won't bloom next year.

by Triple B December 19, 2016