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A person that is attracted to members of the same sex.
constant exposure to Green Day is known to turn guys into fagsand girls into dykes
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1. A guy's first time he 'accidently' slips his cock into his girl's asshole while banging her doggie-style.
2. A guy's first time dry humping his boyfriend when his cock 'accidently' slips into his boyfriend's bunghole.
"Green" because he thinks he invented this ploy. Ham for her ass. A Dr. Seuss reference for all the parents in the world who can now read this story in a new light.
Susie Sweetbread was so wet, that while I was slapping my slender hips against her nubile hind end, when my tender young boner popped out of her twat and into her virgin stankhole, I didn't know we was making green eggs and ham till I looked down because she was a screaming for glory.
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The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.
Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.
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Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.
"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."
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Its a way of saying someone is a lesbian
"Yoo i heard she is into green and brown m&ms"
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Royal Blue & Lime Green - if you pull this color scheme
Off your badass .
Nikki wore a royal blue dress , lime green high heels
And lime green belt to the party .
Royal Blue & Lime Green ftw.
Literally the most fucking whack school in existence. The girls mostly consist of dirty white bitches who date niggas who try & act hard for popularity sake. Bitches here would do anything to stay relevant.
Also consists of autistic kids who beat their dick in the bathroom, a hall monitor that looks like a giant chode, a dean that looks like a fucking nazi, and school cop who rides a fucking bicycle around the campus.
No fucking cap though the history hallway is where it’s at. We have alcoholic teachers who stumble on their way into the door, and even a hot teacher who always needs to ‘talk’ to the varsity football kids for a good 10-15 minutes during class periods.
Oh mr mauro is in there too and he looks like the biggest chad you will ever fucking see. I shit you not. He’s one of the only teachers who’s g real.
Also the kids here try to sell you the most boof fucking carts & weed ever. Do NOT recommend.
Green Valley High School is a school of wannabe jailbirds.