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Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)
I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah
A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.
Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!
After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular
Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!
When you're jacking off with two hands. Comes from the face you make when you're about to blow.
My sushi gang bang fell through last night so I ended up having to give myself a two-handed samurai.
(SHANG-HI HAN-SHAKE)
1. How they say hello in Shanghai. (Depending on the area)
2. Most often a simple dry handy, traditionally preformed in a public area.
I haven't heard back from any of the places I applied to. Pretty soon I'll have to start giving Shanghai hand-shakes behind the pawn shop to pay the bills.
When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.
One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.
Hands that instinctively cower in pockets during high anxiety, social encounters.
While some men possess wolf-like prowess around the ladies, others become overwrought with feelings of inadequacy and experience scaredy pants hands and generally finish off the night that way.