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A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid
Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am
The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
A large animals use of their rear end to push a person out of the way.
Also is a technique used by dogs during play
My pony just bum swiped me when not wanting to get his rug on
It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
"what the bum" is a phrase used jokingly and sometimes associated with brainrot.
think youre saying "erm what the freak" but instead youre saying "what the bum"
person 1: gets a cookie tray from subway and there's only half a cookie in there
also person 1: what the bum
another word for toilet paper.
throw me a roll of bum tape, i need to take a shit!