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When a mexican pornstar with a moustache hits a girl with his dick.
Can also mean an attempted mexican wave during revision or an exam in class.
Farrow, Dallas and Fox... Control her or give her the fuckin' mexican wave man!
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The preparation for evacuation after eating a gas station burrito.
English: I don't care how many burritos you had, we do not have time for a Mexican Fire Drill.
Spanish: Bano, rapido
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mexican gang banger wannabe's are simply every where now days, they start like that when they are born and when they first found out what sex,drugs,and guns do.When they go to school on the first day alls they do is talk.By the time the grades 3,4,and 5 (if they can) they are cracking sexual jokes and bullying the smart pretty and handsome kids.By the time of high school they drop out and star hanging out on the corner of the block try to steal peoples wallets and purses to try buy a cheap gun like a high point.(a high point is the worst gun brand in the world like a piece of whale shit morphed into the shape of a large bulky gun.) Once they get the piece of cheap shit they buy some crap ass ammo and try to kill people.On the inside of there small mind they think they are the best when there just a ass licking hippie.
a unknown mexican is knocking on your door what do you do?grab a 12 gage shot gun and kill there ass before they try to kill you! that is what you should do a "mexican gang banger wannabe".
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The most powerful attack that can be dished out on a human. This is done by getting one boca burger patty, slathering it in honey mustard, and smacking some one with it across the face. this does considerable damage to the mental state of the person being slapped
Guy 1:"did you hear about fred? he got the almighty mexican patty slap!"
Guy 2"Oh snap are you serious? is he still breathing on his own?"
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The sexual act of having your partner upside down then putting sour cream, onions, cheese and any other toppings for typical mexican food in and around her vagina. then having her take a shit and then forcing her to eat the mixture on a chip.
Me and my girlfriend gave eachother a mexican nasa special.
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When you freeze a turd out of last nights dinner and use it as a dildo.
Hi darling I made you a mexican shit rocket out of that lovely meal you cooked last night. I wanted to show you exactly how much pleasure it gave me to eat it by giving you an equal amount of pleasure.
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Izzy, the three legged rat terrier
Look at that Three Legged Mexican Rat running around