Fuck You Michael Moulton is a Bagel/Alucard/Spider-Man
Person 1- fancy a michael John?
Person 2- avislyyyy
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A senile old man, who roots for the bad guys in the movies (because they might have had a bad day). Michael loves watches and tends to create his own words. He loves to aggreivate his wife and loves peaches. He also loves starting the lawn mower at 8 in the morning just to wake people up.
Wow! Look at all those christmas lights! He must be Michael Bowers.
The ideal gay fuck buddy. Usually a fat ass, retarded, and somewhat a cock. Extremely awful looking and is hated by nearly everyone. Proud of the faggot he is and what he can do. Tries to rape people he is fond of. Has red eyes that shine when he's found his next victim. Can be pretty dangerous. Will do anything for his first friend. Is an all around gay ass motherfucker.
Girl: I got raped by Michael Gloekler, I want him to fuck him.
Girl's Best Friend: I can see why, he has such a big dick.