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S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.
A Caring older man able to engage in Conversation with Total Strangers by Noting Details of Coincidences that might link Shared Interests or Experiences.
He also 'Prays' in the suggestions he might make as he departs.
Group of Stoners:
" Hey, are you the Loopy Old Guy we heard about?..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"I'm as Loopy as they come, and Thanks for the Compliment!"
Group of Stoners:
"You're Cool..."
Loopy Old Guy:
"Nice Jeep your driving, too... I was just Admiring this guy's Jeep over there... (gestures towards the other Jeep) ... Now, you all have fun... but, Please be careful out there!"
Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 2nd grader at summer holiday 8.515 year old and 8.5 year old so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol.
Ok so basically there’s this guy called the dancing nugget alright? He also made 8.5 year old and 8.515 year old for example so now I’m 8.5179 years old and because I’m dumb I do this stuff lol
When you go into the bathroom that has been fouled by the previous occupant.
It smells like dying old man intestines in there
Bum.
From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'
"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"
When a middle aged man offers up his advice to a 20 year old, but the 20 year old never ask for it in the first place, and it's annoying as crap.
*20 year old me on a construction site rolling up an electric chord*
Middle aged man - "That's not how you roll up a chord. Here, let me show you."
20 year old me - "Huh, that's funny, you're the third middle aged man to show me how to roll up a chord, and all three of you did it differently."
Middle aged man - "But my way is the correct way."
20 year old me - "That's what the other guys said. Old man wisdom at it's finest."
The deep, croaky, and epic voices of Don LaFontain and Redd Pepper that narrate every old movie/video game trailer in existence. Usually says cliches like: 'in a world, where...', 'but there was one thing they didn't count on...' and 'one man has the power to...'
Now also known as the Honest Trailers voice.
try sounding more cooler by using the old trailer voice