Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting

After performing a copious amount of anal intercourse, prior to the moment of ejaculation, you pull out and slap it on the recipient's face. You spread the homemade buttercream frosting around. Because of the copious amounts of anal sex, the particles of poo stuck to your froster (penis) resemble a chocolate chip frosting.

"I totally plowed her in the poo hole and then covered her face in Chocolate Chip Cake Frosting."

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chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)

"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)

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I ate your cake

A phrase uttered by someone who has defeated an opponent by a huge margin to their opponent.

Similar in contextual meaning to "I ate your lunch" and "I raped you."

"Hey, you barely beat me at MW2."
"Whatever, loser! I ate your cake!"

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gooey butt hurt cake

When you insert a stick of butter into your partner's anus, have anal sex, while jazz handsing.

Daniel proceeded to tap dance while Rory gave him a gooey butt hurt cake and jazz handed

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black berry sleaze cake

The action of punching your girlfriend in the eye then cuming on the black eye.

That bitch bit my dick so have her a black berry sleaze cake.

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Let them eat cake

It is a common misconception that Queen Marie Antoinette spoke the words "Let them eat cake."

Instead Little Debbie, that little girl on the box of snack cakes, uttered these words.

Don: I'm pretty sure Marie Antoinette said "let them eat cake."

Bob: Yea, well what cake did she make? Little Debbie has tons of different cakes!

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Little Debbie Snack Cake

1. a baked, highly fattening cake made by the Little Debbie company

2. When you hit somebody in the balls with a hockey stick of any kind, but preferably a plastic toy hockey stick for the addition of hilarity.

When Jeff wasn't looking, I snuck up with my plastic stick and gave him a Little Debbie Snack Cake that he won't soon forget.

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