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A rock, preferably with a reddish color, that gives off a white residue when it is handled.
When one person would like to have coitus with another, they could give that person a Texas Sex Rock. The gift would serve as the question, "Would you like to have sex with me?" The answer would be determined by the acceptance or rejection of the rock as a gift.
J: "Would you like this Texas Sex Rock?"
C: "Yes, give it to me!"
The act of going through neighborhoods with acoustic guitars and busting out monster jams when the unsuspecting neighbors open their doors. Popularized by the cult television show Tenacious D
Most of the psychological comunity aggree that their are five stages a person most go through when confronting death:
1:Anger
2:Denial
3:Canadian Temp Job
4:Door to door rocking
5:Acceptance
People who show up to destroy any new ideas with their primitive ideas.
Don't invite Steve to this meeting. You know he is a primitive rock thrower.
The most beautiful thing of all time.
It's the definition GODLY.
I LOVE IT!
"Did you see the picture of The Rock eating pancakes I sent you?"
"Yes, and I looked at it for 17 hours."
To beat an oppenent hands down with out much effort. An undisputed victory. See like it aint no thing
John school house rocked Kevin Arrow in an Email war.
The MOST Chad gamer in existence, he's really pog and awesome. Michael Rock is so funny and everyone loves him!!
He bought Epic Mickey 2 and he didn't get arrested
He is THE BEST youtuber EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Have you seen the new Michael Rock Gaming video!!!!
Person 2: I DID!!!! It was so epic and cool, he's the best youtuber ever!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 3: I also love Michael Rock Gaming!!!!!!!!! His new video was so poggers and cool!!!!!!!!
The act of playing awsome music that hurts old peoples ears. In order to play one must simply rock and roll, along with buying a guitar, drumbs, mic, and bass. Key board and all other insterments are also exceptibul.
"Im a rock n' rolling gandma!" "Turn it down you young wipper snapper!"
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