Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!

The spell that Seamus Finnigan uses to try and turn his goblet of water into rum. Much like everything else that he tries to put spells on, the water explodes in his face.

Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum!
Harry: Ron, what's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
Ron: Turn it to rum. Actually managed a weak tea yesterday, before--
BOOM

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

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Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

yuck.

Its doesn't mean s*x...

Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal

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Tord-

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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

a proverb that was cool that means stuff

OOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF OOF OOF OOFOOF
dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm

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you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.

I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.

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The kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain

The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it

"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

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