wet peacock

1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.

2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.

Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.

Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.

Wet chair

To wet a chair before someone unintentionally sits on it and gets a wet ass

Sam got wet chaired

hot wet sack

When a perfectly delightful knee is bent over a perfectly wonderful leg; with a hot wet sack of dez nuts or a elegantly shaped pair of humanities future calmly resting on relaxed knee - waiting to meet the better half.

The package was lowered onto my knee creating a hot wet sack wrapping my aching knee in warmth and kindness.

boner wet

The result of moistening one's erect penis due to engaging in coitus.

My babe is coming over tonight. I can't wait to get my boner wet.

I had such a wet boner after banging that chick.

wet oranged

When you hire someone that looks like a regular white dude to take your photos and he takes some totally amazing shots

We went to this studio and this old white guy wet oranged us with some wicked shots

Wet Texter

The opposite of a dry texter

Wet texters are people who usually text first and keep the chat conversation fun by NOT using one-word messages

"He is a wet texter."

smells like a wet towel

an idiomatic phrase insinuating that the subject has some quality that is not appealing to the senses; not to be construed literally

That bar smells like a wet towel.