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I stole this from Bo burnham
Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song
Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary
Wait, I thought shark meant a water animal
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a proverb that was cool that means stuff
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dont think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm
Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.
I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.
The kid who gets back from pe sweating and puts his entire mouth over the water fountain and no one else drinks from it
"Did you know the kid who puts his entire mouth over the water fountain?" "I'm not drinking from that."
A good insult to against people you despise.
She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.
a harry styles x louis tomlinson fan fiction that will break your soul <3
hey have you read, hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again?