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A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”
Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.
"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"
"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."
When someone turns something completely innocent into something that is not innocent
"Oh wow I can't believe he just a DJ Monke into a masochist, now that is a certified ButtFace Moment"
when shawn has a horrible take such as; flower boy>igor; faith is a 10; sour is 7+
that’s a shawn moment
1. The self-indulgent, materialistic moment one has alone with their ultra-luxury vehicle. Usually a Bentley, but any six figure vehicle passes. 2. Any moment that while driving your ultra-luxury vehicle, women begin stalking you with their cars.
1. "I love the buttery soft upolstery. I bet I could stick my dick between the headrest and seat, and make myself cum."
2. "Look at all these bitches following me! An absolute Bentley Moment. I bet if I hung my cock out the window, it would start a fucking cunt riot."
A moment in which you do something very dumb, but also achieve the goal that was set.
James: Finally, I completed my task after trying multiple stupid ways of completing it
Sean: This is a spurple moment
That moment when you spam post an oc meme or any small meme that is not funny or objectively entertaining and proceed to spam it in any message board or interaction.
Any conversation that leads into a topic of New York or Architecture followed by a correction or an input from a person.
Ex. 1
*Spams :chito:*
bro thats not even funny.
*Spams :chito:*
Scoutie moment
Ex. 2
Look how fucked this building measurements. He tries to calculate the height of a building in halo and he's retarded.