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From Australia. A blowfly that hangs around outback toilets.
Bloody hell .. I was having a crap and almost got eaten alive by the dunger birds
A song from the sound track from the best movie ever created ‘Rio’ where the main character Nigel the cockatoo is expressing his distress about being the prettiest bird in the world even though he was kicked out of his telenovela and replaced by Patricius the “pretty bird of Paraguay”
“Have you heard that new bop pretty bird from rio, it makes my heart palpitate.”
The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
A Bird-Jew is a Jew that flies high above the clouds and hides his sheckles in the crevices between mountain peeks. Bird-Jew’s are very rare and are said to swoop down upon unsuspecting travelers and steal their money.
I didn’t even see that damn Bird-Jew coming!
Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan
Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird
A woman of much larger proportions that still needs a whole lot of loving.
She was a real Firth's Bird and just wanted to find a boyfriend