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The only type of simp that is legally allowed to simp for beans and beans only.
Josh: man, do you know John?
Derek: Yeah, he loves beans so much.
Josh: he’s totally a bean simp
Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.
The action of being innocent, petite, cute, and very girly.
This is not giving smol bean activities.
Putting a cigarette butt out on a bitch’s clit oris
Sam: How’d last night go with Jess?
James: Gave her the old ash bean.
Sam: Nice.
Sarcastic term for a corpulent dude who breaks wind frequently.
Da rotund Benny Franklin would be a good candidate for a "pork and beans" example, especially since he actually wrote da infamous "Fart Proudly" essay.
A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT
Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans
That woman has one nice frisky bean!
My frisky bean is ready to go!