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When a man cant get a boner and takes too much viagra that he passes out.
Carl: Dude my dad had a boner boost last night we almost had to call the ambulance
Derek: Dude thats badass. I need to try that!
When your painting and the texture is so incredibly scrumptious that you get a boner
This also applies to other mediums (ex. A very straight line, a juicy marker, watercolor, etc)
Omg look at that texture… I think I just got an Art-boner!
A highschool dude who preys on younger kids both male and female. Often comes across as a f-boy with a severe case of "It's not a phase."
"oh look, a Boner Vernon"
"Hide the fetal children"
The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.
Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.
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A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies
“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”
when a police officer exerts extreme force in an excitable manner, while often in the presence of other police officers. It is not uncommon for the police officer to be sexually aroused
"Hey Mick, look at that copper cunt, beating the shit outta that protester, he's got a blue boner"
A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life
"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"