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It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.
This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.
Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.
"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"
"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."
The anus. The sphincter. The balloon knot. The butthole.
Damn it stinks in here like ass. Who in here is rotten and opened the lid to the fart box?
My lid to the fart box is a little tender today. Did anal last night for the first time.
I think I need a rewipe. The lid to the fart box is a tad itchy right now.
A person who is a legend but is practically a cereal box
Lauren is a cereal box legend
The person who you trust with your life, who you tell all your secrets and is not you're boyfriend. A safe deposit box will keep all your secrets saf and is a very honest person
Me and Jessie were best friends, she was my Safe deposit box
A former well known actor or director who at one point in their career achieved respectable success but, for some God forsaken reason, has been unable to recapture any of their former glory and continues to make bad movies. It gets to the point that you are fairly confident by the preview the movie will not be worth a rental. Box Office Poison recipients usually tie directly into the Razzie awards.
Handful of Box Office Poison Members:
Kevin Costner (lifetime achievement)
Wesley Snipes
M. Night Shamalayan
Sandra Bullock
Dane Cook
Jessica Simpson
Paris Hilton
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smoke weed in a bathroom with the shower going at full hotness
im guna go jamaican hotbox tonite
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The results after copious amounts of drugs have been consumed. You no longer have a grasp of reality and are acting high and crazy. Commonly used in relation to amphetamines, cocaine and similar
"I just had six lines of coke and a hit on that crackpipe, I am off my box mate."
He was slumped on the toilet, chewing his gums and drooling. Clearly he was off his box.
"You shit yourself in public? You must have been off your box."
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