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what my mom told me before sending me to him
me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"
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when something is about to happen and u dont want it to happen so u say this
Sun:*Is about to explode
Me: oh god plz no
Its the god of energy drinks. The one who makes each and every flavor and kind. This god doesnt care what people think of its drinks as long as tried it is happy.
"The god of energy drinks have blessed us with a new flavor coming soon."
The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.
"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"
Jim: What are you doing Sam?
Sam: I'm trying to lick my elbow
Jim: Sam, stop running from God
Slapping the screen in Kahoot because you don't know the answer.
I dunno what this one is, I'll just go with letting God choose.
The god of boats lives in minecraft. He makes stream until he disappeared he checks on his discord. nut then he just disappeared. we made a grave for him. our lord scenic wont come back to stream.
Hello everyone
Scenic is boat god
Boat god scenic is boat god
ready for the raid?