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When someone takes a shit and flushes the bowl but then when you walk by it smells like something died in there
My girl Helena straight up took a shit at work and after she flushed it smelled like a dead bowl up in there
Smock a dead bitch's pack day happens on March 21st every year. This is a day you gon smoke niggas dead granny and shit.
Smock a dead bitch's pack day-Smokin that von pack no cap
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When Brad's got you really good, and there's no longer a way out of a situation. You're in his crosshairs.
Me: "Mom and I went for ice cream last night, and it was delicious, however when I got home I spilled some on my rug"
Brad: "I was with your Mom last night, so we know that wasn't ice cream on the rug."
Me: "Shit. Brad's got me dead to rights."
a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen
from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*
When a friend particularly a guy is down for anyone but his bro’s
Man ever since John got a girlfriend he’s been bro dead
Dead Rat beats is an upcoming music artist who focuses on rap and the safety of roadkill as he himself has experienced animal cruelty firsthand , he raps about his daily struggles of being a rat , in today’s society rats are abused and demeaned and undervalued , this is truly despicable and must change as it will Better the world and bring peace and justice.
His raps are posted on the social media website called: Instagram
He will post his tunes on soundcloud soon....
Socials:
Instagram - dedrat.beatz
Wow! That dead-rat beats concert was so sick, my favourite line is..... (dedrat.beatz on instagram to find out)
Dead-rat beats raps make me feel different about the way rats are treated in modern society, they are truly majestic creatures!